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50 Reasons to Find a Husband

Say I Do! Please!

By Kait NevinPublished 6 years ago 3 min read
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Disclaimer: I don't need a husband right now, I just need more promising prospects to ensure that one day marriage is still in the plans. Looking back at my history it is not looking too promising. If anything it's slightly, actually, honestly, it's massively disappointing. Nevertheless if you're wondering why the search for love is such a big deal for me, these 50 reasons below - yes some shallow - will explain a thing or two.

1. Someone to tell me I'm pretty.

2. I'm tired of killing bugs - spring is approaching and these grotesque insects are are starting to swarm my apartment.

3. I'm single AF.

4. Consistent Sex. Hopefully.

5. I'm pretty over taking out the trash. He could do it.

6. Someone to cook me dinner now and again.

7. An exercise partner - I don't really exercise now, like..much at all... however, I would if I had a partner who would do it with me.

8. I want to hold hands with someone again.

9. DATE NIGHTS!

10. Someone to argue with - then make up with of course.

11. He would tell me I'm beautiful when I cry - and Lord have mercy I'm a cryer.

12. He would stop me from spending too much money at the mall.

13. To watch someone else smile.

14. To care about someone else's well being.

15. He would drive me everywhere - a personal chauffeur.

16. I'd have someone to cook for.

17. He'd be my never ending best friend.

18. To move boxes. Why am I always moving boxes?

19. BABIES!!! Those things are so cute!

20. My Bonnie and Clyde costume does not work alone.

21. Someone to carry my bag when I get tired.

22. He'd play with my hair.

23. To play in his hair - I hope he has good hair.

24. Because he would help me host the best game nights.

25. OMG!! DOUBLE DATES!!

26. Someone who would cure my tears. (Although Jesus is great for that!)

27. Kill Bugs - yes again...

28. Muscles, I want to feel muscles.

29. His guy friends will make weekends so much more annoying and fun - don't worry I'd have wings on deck.

30. Because my girlfriends would date his friends.

31.KISSING!!!

32. My dad will have a golf partner.

33. He'll tell me I'm creative, witty and smart.

34. My brother will have someone to go sporting events with.

35. Take the trash out - yes again, I really hate taking out the trash.

36. To hang up my pictures and decor.

37. I will finally not be the awkward third wheel.

38. He'll make sure I'm fed - he will know if I'm not #hangry - the hunger is real.

39. I'll make him feel wanted.

40. My mom will stop worrying about whose taking care of me!

41. Someone to grow with.

42. WEDDING & WEDDING PLANNING!!!

43. My sisters boyfriend will have someone else to talk mess about our family with.

44. Just because it's Wednesday flowers.

45. I will be able to start picking brides maids.

46. SNUGGLE BUDDY!!! #CUDDLING

47. Surprise birthday parties.

48. Someone to exchange Christmas and Valentine's Day Gifts with.

49. We'll pray together!

50. TO BE LOVED - Because love always wins.

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About the Creator

Kait Nevin

I'm a 24 year old self proclaimed writer and between working on my relationship with God, handling my dating life and keeping up my awkward sexy charm, I figured plastering the details all over the internet was a treat you all would enjoy!

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