6 Steps to "Woo" Your Crush ❤️

Hello Lads, Losers and Lovers. Today I use my, very mixed, experiences to provide six steps to getting a date with your crush. I promise 99 percent results. Some people are just impossible to win over.

Step 1: The (second) first impression.

Chances are your crush is already someone you know. You have already made your first impression in day to day life. Maybe you give them that manly nod as you pass them in the street, and she smiles back in that sickeningly sweet girly way. When you find the confidence to speak to your crush properly, you'll be making a (second) first impression. This is KEY to the whole process after, so make it funny, relaxed and NOT creepy. The real key is confidence. Even a little bit goes a long way. Make a funny observant joke, something totally random. My first ever message to my girlfriend of a year now was "Don't F*ck flowers, probably not a good idea," because I saw her fall into a rose bush and she exclaimed "F*CK FLOWERS." So to sum up; funny, confident and get her snapchat, no one f*cks with numbers nowadays.

Step 2: Friends and Their Part in This

Humans naturally have a similar thought process to pack animals. Our instincts and needs are based off of our surroundings. And like wolves, as shallow as it sounds, being seen to have a large group of friends, or people who respect you, is really quite attractive to the majority of women. (From my experience, someone prove me wrong). What makes friends important, is that it provides a way for you and your crush to meet without it being awkward. It's so much easier to message "Wasson, me and the lads are in town, you about?" Than "Um... Excuse me... I think ur cute, wanna come out for a drink?" Nowadays, the latter example will usually fail. When the two groups meet, just make sure you're close to her, not in a creep way, and make jokes, compliment something simple like, "Your necklace is cute not gonna lie." This will start the trust process and make everything you're about to do seem a hell of a lot less creepy.

Step 3: The Messages

Now, at this stage you will undoubtedly feel invincible, nothing can stop you now! Wrong. At this point you and your crush will almost certainly be talking in the DMs. Even if it's in a friend way. Messages are by nature incredibly hard to gauge emotions from, especially as men, we are a bit useless when it comes to guessing women's feelings. My advice at this stage is simple, don't be a creep, don't message any more than 3 times in a row, don't say "I miss you," and definitely don't be boring. Soon as you, or her, messages, it's game over. Luckily, if you're looking to express yourself, we have EMOJIS 😍🤤. make use of these little blessings to have a slightly deeper emotional understanding over text.

Step 4: The Friendzone *Dramatic Music*

When in the messaging stage, it's almost inevitable to enter, or come close to, the Friendzone. This is easier to deal with than modern society would have you believe. Make your intentions known. Tell a couple of your friends. They will undoubtedly tell others, and the rumor will circulate. This will reach your crush eventually, and because she now knows, this is a natural way that isn't you screaming, "I LOVE YOU ALYSSA," and then the chances of the Friendzone are almost Zero. (Friendzone guide coming soon)

Step 5: Securing the Payload

This one's for the gamers, you know the final raid of GTA V story mode, where you rush through danger, get shot at by guards, police, the army and more, in an attempt to secure a bunch of gold from a highly defended vault? Yeah you guessed it, this stage is somewhat similar. At this point both of you are probably aware about the other one's intentions. If you aren't getting a connection at this stage, sorry chief, she isn't it. HOWEVER, it should be apparent if she has SOME interest at least? Now is the chance to be make moves my guy. This is when Snapchat comes in, go to a cafe or a bar in your town, take a Snapchat of the front of the building, and send it to her with the caption "Meet here at (insert time) for a drink 😏" don't judge the emoji, it's actually incredibly important. Sending a Kiss emoji or Wink or the ominously sexual one I call Pedro will make your intentions clear, and also show that you're confident. Chances are at this stage she will reply YES.

Step 6: Read my next guide titled "How Start and Preserve a healthy relationship"

Coming soon are:

• "How to start and Preserve a healthy relationship"
• "6 steps to "Woo" your crush for Women 🖤"
• "The art of social manipulation and it's application"

Stayed tuned folks, tips are always appreciated. Tips of £30 or more will get permanent tags on my Pieces, and DM opportunities. Stay happy and healthy!