Damien Wood

I would like to write more science-fiction, but it turns out I'm not so bad at comedy either.  That's especially true when I write about the fucked up situations I somehow manage to get myself in to.

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My Bloody Valentine
a year ago
#MyWorstDate It was early February of 2011. I was having lunch with my friend, Tristan, at McAllister's deli, when the subject of a mutual female acquaintance of ours came up. She was in our Anatomy a...
The Vindictive Ex-Girlfriend
2 years ago
When I started college back in 2008, I was very shy. I didn't know how to talk to women and just seemed to freeze up every time I tried. Well, as they say, practice makes perfect. After about a year a...