How to Not
The Boyfriend
So, just to get started, my name is Lucy. I'm 23. I have no known skills other than trolling fashion advertisements on Facebook. I work at a paint store. My cat, Albert, is dead. What that has to do with this story? Nothing. Just thought you should know. I live like any other person would. I get up, go to work, sometimes shower, go home, watch Game of Thrones, and go to sleep next to my boyfriend. Yes, I have a boyfriend, no I did not abduct him; Stockholm Syndrome is not at play here. But just like everyone else on this floating space rock we sorta like, I have drama in my life. However, I am not a normal person in how I respond to drama. Enter this blog/post/web-series/whatever.