Humor

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Matrimonial Machinations

Michael Lenzy
in Humor

Are you America's Favorite Couple?

Internet Dating Makes James Van Der Beek Cry

Caroline Egan
in Humor

Before this seems like I’m going off on some rant about internet dating and how shit it is—I’m not. I’ve done it quite a bit for the last few years—mixed results mostly (partially because I never know...

Confessions of an Overgrown Creep

Jennifer Terry
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I have a confession. When I was 13 -- I was SUPER creepy. That's not an exaggeration. If the parents of my crushes had gotten restraining orders against me, I wouldn't have been at all surprised. I mi...

Please Validate Me

Michael Thielmann
in Humor

I am shamelessly asking for love, validation, and the attention of strangers. At this very moment, I am attempting to fill an empty void within myself by writing absolute nonsense, hoping people will ...

What Are Guys' Intentions?

Charlene AG
in Humor

As a single dating woman, I often wonder what is the guy's intention? Especially when we meet for the first time. There are so many thoughts that race through my mind. I wonder, does he really like me...

Things People Need To Stop Saying To Lesbians

Claire Raymond
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It really doesn't matter if you are male or female, there are some thoughts that you should just keep to yourself, regardless of the subject! And this is particularly true when discussing someone's se...

A Practical Guide to Feigning Confidence When You Are Shy

Madawna Bristow
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“Scientists have found the gene for shyness. They would have found it years ago, but it was hiding behind a couple of other genes.”—Jonathan Katz Think back with me. Think back to elementary school, j...

5 Things to Help Un-Break Your Heart, Once He Broke It

Beth Gibbons
in Humor

One of the worst things to go through in life is a break-up. You can be in a relationship with someone whom you believed to be "the one" and they suddenly turn around and rip your heart out of your ch...

Days with Fleas in My Ears

Suresh Nellikode
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We had a peculiar neighbour. When I say peculiar, it goes to such an extent where I used to run away from his peculiarity of sustained high-pitched tone of whining. He has something or the other alway...

10 Things You Should Never Say To Your Wife

Claire Raymond
in Humor

It doesn't matter whether you're a man married to a woman, or a woman married to a woman, there are some things you should never say to your wife. For two reasons, one because it's rude and mean and t...

You've Got (E)mail!

Catherine Reynolds
in Humor

I just got back from an online date and had to share it with you… I don’t even know where to start! I had had a lovely day and was looking forward to having a glass of wine and catching up on a few TV...

Now That I Am Older Than Dirt

Kim Hastings
in Humor

I was young just a couple of days ago. I'm sure of it. I know because I put on my boss medallion and went to a Ban the Bomb protest. I burned my draft card! It was right there under my AARP card. Mayb...

Put a Smile on your Face

Janine Addison
in Humor

I smile today because about a month ago, I was not. I had returned from visiting my sister in Dallas. I had a wonderful time with her, hubby and my fuzzy Maltese nephews. I come back to the home I sha...

Why Are Old People So Freakin' Mean?

Danielle Banner
in Humor

I am currently sitting in a coffee shop in suburban New Jersey, half-working, half-surfing the web, half-stuffing my face with a delicious piece of goat cheese topped multigrain toast. Like any normal...

Don't Touch My Stuff!

Victor Acquista
in Humor

Quietly, with absolutely no fanfare or public announcement, I have declared, “War”! I admit that I have a mild propensity to let things pile up. Horizontal surfaces around the house provide opportunit...

52 Ostensibly Terrible Date Ideas I Haven't Yet Road-Tested with my New Girlfriend

Kieran Atkins
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This list is dedicated to my actual, real life girlfriend. Who I wouldn't subject to any of these things, but who I am greatly indebted to for all of the times she's laughed at my crappy jokes. 1. Hav...