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"Humor is what binds humans together and makes difficult times just a little less painful; Sometimes you can't help but laugh. "

Monty Shaw6 days ago
Third & Fourth Posts
The bottle of Vitamin Water. This one is simple and just as dumb as the others. I took a picture of this because the girl I had an interest in was dead staring at me, and instead of looking back, smil...
Monty Shaw9 days ago
My Second Post
Probably going to catch a lot of flack for this one. I don’t know if this even made sense. As I sit here at this computer, I can still tell you that I haven’t looked it up or remotely asked anyone abo...
Monty Shaw9 days ago
My First Post
My very first post. I remember thinking this was the cleverest thing in the world; that I was somehow being different for posting something that nobody cared about and making it something that was jus...
Ruthie Darlinga month ago
My Impeccably Dressed Boyfriend Was Hiding a Secret at Home
When Richard and I met at a book party almost three years ago, he was at the tail end of a long marriage. What first drew us together was our love of style. That night, I chatted so openly with him be...
Warren Urquharta month ago
The 4 Principles of Millennial Dating
“Millennial” is a buzzword that the media just loves to hop on. It seems that every news source strives to shed light on something as peculiar and revolutionary as the foreign concept of a “new genera...
Cynthia Perez4 months ago
The Elusive Dick Pic
So let me start with we’ve all received the unsolicited dick pic. Maybe you were impressed, and maybe you weren’t. However, we’ve all gotten one or a hundred. In fact, I got one today and thought to m...
Maurice Bernier5 months ago
The Hell in My Wall Gang
Yeah! You read that right. For the last many years of my life, I had to live through the hell that seems to be emanating from my walls. Not too long ago, way back in 1958, I needed to leave the hustle...
Andria Nella6 months ago
Man, Was He Cute!
I didn't think that at my age, 38, that I still had the ability to be dumbstruck by a really cute guy! Actually, strike that by a very tall, muscled built hunk! But boy, was I wrong. Grab your popcorn...
Kay .6 months ago
Happy Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2019 Here we go, Valentine’s Day is here! And guess what... I’m in school. You know something, I’ve never had a guy celebrate me with a Valentine’s Day gift, surprise, or even a card. I’v...
Francis Litzinger6 months ago
Top 10 Valentine’s Day Gifts
To be clear, I am that exact demographic listed above. I used to live in the Bahamas, but now I live in the Basement. My parent's basement to be precise. The gifts I'm listing here are silly, but so a...
Laura Park6 months ago
My Own Personal Soap Opera
SO. Here we go. I was in a relationship for a year with an Army Boy and ended up breaking up with him in December 2018. However, I had my unofficial breakup within myself in October due to long distan...
Tim Ellerbe II6 months ago
6 Ways to Lose Your Black Card
The first thing you need to do to lose your Black Card is to read everything that is not tied down. Of course this means perusing (I read that word somewhere) works by Shakespeare and Philip K. Dick. ...
Francis Litzinger6 months ago
Trip Date
She must’ve really liked me. How else could I explain what my girlfriend did on our first date? We met in University on the dance floor. She, Linda, got the relationship going. It was early on in the ...
Dez Riley7 months ago
The Worst (Best) Date I Never Went On
It was the summer after high school, where this story takes place. A small town just outside a city that was topping the charts for heroin abuse. I was 18-years-old and freshly out of the worst relati...
Emma Rice8 months ago
My First (and Worst) Date
I had my first real date when I was 15. It was the first time that my dad had let me go out with a boy (granted, I never actually asked him up until this point). So how did this day that was supposed ...
Amelia Lockhart8 months ago
The Story of a Sock
The story I am about to tell you is one of the single most embarrassing and certainly most emotionally draining tales of my life. Sadly for me, this story is not one that yet has an end, but rather, i...
Katie Rice9 months ago
The Hilarious Life of a Biracial Foster Kid
For most of my life, I’ve lived with my paternal Aunt and her husband. My mother and father had three children together including myself, and their relationship never really worked out. They had some ...
Alex Anne9 months ago
One Sec, I'm Live Tweeting This...
If I had a Tinder, my bio would be an apology for how bad I am at first dates. I have always been told that I am outgoing, fun, easy to relate to, and all those good things you want to be on a first d...