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"Humor is what binds humans together and makes difficult times just a little less painful; Sometimes you can't help but laugh. "

Cynthia Perez2 months ago
The Elusive Dick Pic
So let me start with we’ve all received the unsolicited dick pic. Maybe you were impressed, and maybe you weren’t. However, we’ve all gotten one or a hundred. In fact, I got one today and thought to m...
Maurice Bernier3 months ago
The Hell in My Wall Gang
Yeah! You read that right. For the last many years of my life, I had to live through the hell that seems to be emanating from my walls. Not too long ago, way back in 1958, I needed to leave the hustle...
Andria Nella3 months ago
Man, Was He Cute!
I didn't think that at my age, 38, that I still had the ability to be dumbstruck by a really cute guy! Actually, strike that by a very tall, muscled built hunk! But boy, was I wrong. Grab your popcorn...
Kay .3 months ago
Happy Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2019 Here we go, Valentine’s Day is here! And guess what... I’m in school. You know something, I’ve never had a guy celebrate me with a Valentine’s Day gift, surprise, or even a card. I’v...
Francis Litzinger3 months ago
Top 10 Valentine’s Day Gifts
To be clear, I am that exact demographic listed above. I used to live in the Bahamas, but now I live in the Basement. My parent's basement to be precise. The gifts I'm listing here are silly, but so a...
Laura Park3 months ago
My Own Personal Soap Opera
SO. Here we go. I was in a relationship for a year with an Army Boy and ended up breaking up with him in December 2018. However, I had my unofficial breakup within myself in October due to long distan...
Tim Ellerbe II4 months ago
6 Ways to Lose Your Black Card
The first thing you need to do to lose your Black Card is to read everything that is not tied down. Of course this means perusing (I read that word somewhere) works by Shakespeare and Philip K. Dick. ...
Francis Litzinger4 months ago
Trip Date
She must’ve really liked me. How else could I explain what my girlfriend did on our first date? We met in University on the dance floor. She, Linda, got the relationship going. It was early on in the ...
Dez Riley5 months ago
The Worst (Best) Date I Never Went On
It was the summer after high school, where this story takes place. A small town just outside a city that was topping the charts for heroin abuse. I was 18-years-old and freshly out of the worst relati...
Emma Rice5 months ago
My First (and Worst) Date
I had my first real date when I was 15. It was the first time that my dad had let me go out with a boy (granted, I never actually asked him up until this point). So how did this day that was supposed ...
Amelia Lockhart6 months ago
The Story of a Sock
The story I am about to tell you is one of the single most embarrassing and certainly most emotionally draining tales of my life. Sadly for me, this story is not one that yet has an end, but rather, i...
Katie Rice6 months ago
The Hilarious Life of a Biracial Foster Kid
For most of my life, I’ve lived with my paternal Aunt and her husband. My mother and father had three children together including myself, and their relationship never really worked out. They had some ...
Alex Anne7 months ago
One Sec, I'm Live Tweeting This...
If I had a Tinder, my bio would be an apology for how bad I am at first dates. I have always been told that I am outgoing, fun, easy to relate to, and all those good things you want to be on a first d...
Dbag Dating7 months ago
The Art of Dating: Paris vs. New York
When it comes to dating, Paris and New York are like two famous men: both come with reputations that precede them. On one side of the Atlantic we have have the elitist Frenchmen, self-proclaimed arden...
Lon Casler Bixby7 months ago
Today Did Not Go as Planned…
I am not a person who likes confrontations—not at all. As a matter of fact, I go out of my way to completely avoid them whenever possible. But sometimes you just can’t. Case in point: Today, on my ear...
alfred warkentin7 months ago
You Can't Read This While Taking a Shower
I was at The Glen, Montreal’s new giant super hospital, and a short guy who looked a lot like old Moses of ancient times was strolling by my patient’s door accompanied by a tall, smooth and loud talki...
T.C. Bosarge7 months ago
Here, Fishy Fishy...
I know the title sounds like a old regular fishing article, but it’s not. It’s more so about my journey to becoming an avid fisher. Yeah, still sounds a bit article-like, but I know no more about fish...
24 Jokes About Marriage That Will Make You Laugh Hard
1. Woman and her husband are in the middle of the "action." She says to him: "Speak dirty stuff to me boy!" Husband: "Living room, kitchen, washroom..." 2. Wife: "Our neighbor constantly osculates his...