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That Date

Quite personally one of my worst times with a girl I liked.

By Corry JayePublished 6 years ago 3 min read
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This is a different date we went on, full disclosure the girl I went on the date with was awesome. It wasn't the worst because of her. 

It was September 2014 and I was only 15 years old. I myself had never been on a "proper" date and I really liked this girl I had met at a musical competition. I honestly didn't even think she liked me back but I asked her out anyways and she was immediately asking where I wanted to go and when or what we were gonna do. I hadn't even thought of what we were going to do initially I was waiting to see what she would be interested in divulging in with me. We talked it over and she decided she had some cool places she wanted to show me in the town she lived in. I agreed and sure enough a week later both our parents and ourselves met at and ice cream shop called Sugarbear Shop. First her mother was upset because my dad and I "took too long" to show up. (Keep in mind we lived 45 minutes away from where she did.) She then also brought her little Jack Russel Terrier whom which bit me when I tried to pet because I adore any dog I see. To which her mother replied a chuckle and "he's just playing." She insisted she have my phone number but I hadn't ever have service on my phone. She got angry at my dad for not making sure she could get a hold of me, while her daughter had a perfectly fine phone. She just refused to contact us though. Anyways, my dad was over it and we were too so we went in and bought some ice cream. We made sure to slip out the door on the opposite side of the building to avoid her mother and made our way to the boardwalk across the street. So we're walking, talking, laughing, having a good time and we're making our way to the backside of this cafe so she could show me a waterfall she had seen before. We passed underneath a bridge and I, being edgy as hell, stopped and used the sharpie I had with me to write "butts" on the concrete. I thought we had been alone but someone in the cafe decided they didn't like what I was doing and yelled at me not to damage property. We decided to bolt before they could come outside and yell more. While we were scurrying I climbed a concrete wall and lost my shoe in the water. To retrieve it I had to carefully climb out on this ledge over the water so I could hook it with my toes and get it back. Then we had to run into the woods to avoid getting caught by the person on foot behind us. After that we ended up going into the woods and seemingly anytime I tried to kiss her I ran into a tree or spider web, so I gave up. We were walking along and we heard hooves before I almost got slammed by a giant doe. She said something along the lines of "Look at that deers." I could never get over the silly mistake I kept repeating it to her and making fun. This took like an hour of time so we were walking along and I announced that a slushie sounded good. She and I found a gas station and bought some slushies. We were strolling along and I tried to lean over and kiss her but I lost my grip on the slushie I was holding and it hit her in the boob and broke spilling it all over her from knee to toe. Then I tripped and rolled down the hill we were on into a herd of geese. There was slushie on her and goose shit on myself. Needless to say, I called my dad on her phone and had him come get me. I apologized for all the dumb shit that happened and told her regardless I liked spending time with her. She said she needed to go because it was chilly and the slushie drenched her feet, so I kissed her cheek and we separated. Later that night she texted me and told me that we needed to see each other again and that's when we went on the date in the photo above. It was much nicer than the first time around.

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