Third & Fourth Posts

The bottle of Vitamin Water.

This one is simple and just as dumb as the others.

I took a picture of this because the girl I had an interest in was dead staring at me, and instead of looking back, smiling, saying Hi, or anything that you should do when you like a girl, I decided to get on my crappy little phone and take a crappy little picture of my drink. I thought it was a cool move to NOT pay attention to girls.

She was a FIT person, like impressively so. SO when I went to buy a drink, my usual being a SICK Rockstar Super Sour Green Apple—I’ll go into that in a future post (I feel like I had to have taken a pic of one once... yep. just checked—Stay Tuned)—this time I decided to live a little of the HEALTHY SIDE… it’s just Vitamin Water, but y’know to someone like me, that’s like straight drinking some Fountain Of Youth kinda revival.

So I had a choice and I chose to look like I gave a damn about my body, and when it didn’t pay off, I think I was a little like “What the heck, this tastes like gross watered down juice, who would drink this?" But y’know... She was looking at me and I knew she followed my Instagram (Read “My First Post”), so I figured if she wasn’t going to come up to me and immediately fall in love with me for drinking a slightly healthier beverage, I had to like REALLY show her that I was down with this sickness; thus the Instagram Post…

Try a Vitamin Water people, they're surprisingly okay.

My gross keyboard.

At the time it was probably(?) okay, but I now know that within those keys it could have held some dangerous dark and scary stuff. Cleaning keyboards is gross is all I’m saying.

This picture came about because this was literally my point of view that night—I had just discovered Archer… So y’know. How do you not sit there all night and watch that insane funniness?

That’s where the hashtag #EatADickJungle came from, he’s either being hunted by the Drug Lord or it’s earlier in the episode where he’s trying to get to the Drug Lord's place.

I digress, the picture came about because I was sitting there with a keyboard on my chest and I started getting a wee bit sleepy, bobbing my head.

I started to realize I was doing this because I could low-key see the screen off of my GREASY fingerprints from the keyboard.

BLECH!

It was gross and funny at the same time, so much so that I HAD to post a picture of it—It didn’t translate well through the camera, but you can see the shininess.

I threw some off-kilter camera shooting in there just for fun, because for a while in these posts, I’m trying to make fun of people who use Instagram.

We’ve all seen people get into Instagram, but like when you see people who get REALLY into it, it’s too funny.

I think after this shot I continued to watch the show until I smashed my head into the keyboard, and finally having to realize maybe it was time for bed, I got ready.

Brushed my teeth, laughed a few times at the funny jokes I’d remember from the show and accidentally spitting up some foamy toothpaste spit at my mirror—leaving it for someone else to clean up.

I lied down again and put the show back on to fall asleep to.

Slowly I drifted off into a nice sleep.

Dreamt of meeting Lana.

Mmmm.